CIAO BITCHES. Let's clear up a couple things, while I have a minute of free WiFi: A, I'm not wearing a fanny pack. It's called a money belt. 2, I know how to say more than "ciao" in Italian. I spent three days cramming with free podcasts. Thus, I know how to say stuff like "I clearly left il blog en le mani male." (I think that translates to "in bad hands." If I'm wrong, take it up with Dr. Blair and his revolutionary "learn Italian in three days" program.) D, that tower behind us represents the stability of Tom Crean's job at Indiana. INTERNATIONAL BURN.