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"What's that?" you say. "John Paul II on a bottle opener?" You bet your Roman Catholic pooper...
"What's that?" you say. "John Paul II on a bottle opener?" You bet your Roman Catholic pooper that's JP Squared on a bottle opener. We Popened a couple of Peroni and now I'm off to eat my weight in spaghetti. Also: we're (obviously) in Rome, so I saw a bunch of buildings in various states of falling down today. Insert your own Tom Crean joke here, please.

