BADGER HATE WEEK: A Badger Big Men Thinker

If there's one thing UW-Madison basketball is known for, it's the steady stream of seven-footers from northern Wisconsin (or, sometimes, Minnesota) who sign up for Camp Bo year after year after year.  Growing up, it's every overgrown Wisconsin boy's dream to play in Bo Ryan's system: setting high screens, never having the ball thrown to you in the post, being most useful for the five fouls you're allowed to commit, et cetera, et cetera.

But, interchangeable though these big stiffs men are, scientific testing has shown that they are, in fact, individual players.  So: how many of them can you identify in five minutes?

I would say we'll do the standard rules for the Thinker (no giving answers until tomorrow morning, etc), but I don't much care.  It's BADGER HATE WEEK.  Anything goes.

Good luck, and may God have mercy on your soul if you're able to identify all these guys.

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