Sweet 16 Action - Friday's Games
First and second round upsets, what hath you wrought? Friday's lineup is less inspiring than Thursday's offering, which probably means we are in for some barnburners. What we lack in match-ups, we get in personalities. So, on with the run-down.
Reprising their roles from 28 Days Later, Purdue, Michigan St and Ohio St come into tonight's action in various states of the undead; missing ligaments, tendons and dragging their bum legs respectively. Bruce Pearl will do his best Quagmire impersonation with the Wash U and SLU co-eds in the STL. Just don't pull a Pitino on The Hill, Brucey. I can't decide if UNI's Lucas O'Rear is a tubby Leprechaun(!) or a rejected extra from The Departed. Omar Samhan will continue to sadistically drive voodoo pins into the Gonzaga fanbase. With any luck, this will be last game for the Scheyer face before he joins Niv Berkowitz in the Israeli league. And Baylor has men named Tweety, LaceDarius, Ekpe and Dragan.
On to the basketball!
Midwest Regional
(6) Tennessee vs. (2) Ohio St 6:07 Central
Because of all the breathless man-love that Evan Turner gets, no one really notices that Ohio St has a very dangerous starting five. Diebler, Lighty and Buford can all score and Lauterdale is a beast on the defensive end. Also lost in the Evan Turner hyperventilating is his high turnover rate. Tennessee will bring the pressure and Turner will cough it up, but Ohio St has too much firepower to fall to the short-handed Volunteers.
(9) Northern Iowa vs. (5) Michigan St 8:37 Central
I don't know if you've heard, but Michigan St has injury issues. Another under the radar story is this guy named Ali for UNI. Ali? In Iowa? I know, weird. Last time I checked, this is the NCAA Tournament and its Tom Izzo's birthright to win in the tournament. Big East fans, brace yourselves for the Big 11 spooge-fest that MSU-tOSU will be in the Elite 8.
South Regional
(10) St. Mary's (CA) vs. (3) Baylor 6:27 Central
Baylor has the size to match up with Samhan, the perimeter athletes to harass the Gaels' shooters and the home court in Houston. St. Mary's run ends here.
(4) Purdue vs. (1) Duke (9:57 Central)
For all the bad mouthing that Purdue has taken, they still only have five losses on the year. Sure, they aren't the same team without Hummel, but they'll lock in on Duke defensively and stay within striking distance. Duke's balance on offense and defense will ultimately prevail. I can't wait to watch Zoubek crash the offensive glass - definition of a role player.
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Lucas O’Rear: The Leprechaun? Wolverine? Typical a-hole Red Sox fan? You decide!
I LOVE Choose Your Own Adventure.
I prefer the term: Twist-A-Plot
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
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by Warrior Brad on Mar 26, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Coach K was on Dan Patrick's show a couple weeks ago ...
and Dan was asking him about the differences in coaching from when Coach K played. K said that when he played at Army, Coach Knight once told him (Coach K) that if he shot again, Coach Knight would break his arm. Now, Coach K says, you can’t say stuff like that. Instead, he claimed he has to say things like: “You know, you’re such a good passer. You should really pass more often.”
I do not believe for a second that K hasn’t threatened to rip off Miles Plumlee’s arms and beat him to death with them.
Or Cherokee Parks
http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rix3parks.jpg
Cherokee was my second choice – no easy to find pics of Marty Clark on the interwebs
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
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by Warrior Brad on Mar 26, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Jamie Dixon on CBSCollege
He was explaining why he doesn’t foul up 3. His main point is that he doesn’t want to rely on an official. Have to agree.
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
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Another damning indictment of college officials:
They can’t even be trusted to call a foul WHEN THE TEAM IS TRYING TO FOUL.
by Rubie Q on Mar 26, 2010 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
tOSU-UT officials are TERRIBLE
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
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by Warrior Brad on Mar 26, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
In their defense:
There’s a LOT of flopping going on out there.
by Rubie Q on Mar 26, 2010 7:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is it just me...
…or does Draymond Green look a little like Biz Markie? I can’t find a good picture of Green, but here’s a pic of Biz for reference

You...got what I need!
Isn’t that Biz?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
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by Warrior Brad on Mar 26, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I really enjoyed Biz's work
on Celebrity Fit Club 2. Or 3. I can’t remember.
by Rubie Q on Mar 26, 2010 9:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Another Raf Classic
“Tough to get around Green. You need some tokens.”
Raf is the best
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
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