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BADGER HATE WEEK: Bucky: The Pantsless Menace

Bucky Badger: Friendly Pantsless Weasel ... or TOO Friendly Pantsless Weasel?

Brewtown Andy, who was recently promoted to Chief Investigator of the recently-created Anonymous Eagle Bureau of Nonsensical Investigations, uncovered this video of the perpetually pantsless Bucky Badger Facebook stalking Arizona's Wilma Wildcat ...

ON COMPANY TIME.

This, obviously, led us to wonder: what else is Bucky doing on UW-Madison's dime?

Because Bucky is an employee of a public university, the AEBNI sent a Freedom of Information Act request for Bucky's cell phone records.*

* A FOI request for a mascot's phone? you ask. It's in the PATRIOT Act. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Here's what we found.

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Bucky continues to get his freak on, after the jump.

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Special thanks to Mrs. Q for coming up with this concept and for playing the victim to my fictional Bucky horndog.

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That's it...

you win the internet today. I’m shutting off my computer, I don’t want other inferior content driving this hilarity from my brain.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by Little Miss Trouble on Nov 30, 2011 12:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Absolutely amazing!

I had never seen that sports center commercial before. How perfect was that!

We all have to chase one rabbit. If we try to chase two rabbits we won't catch either of 'em.

by Mr. Kensington on Nov 30, 2011 12:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Whoa.

I ain’t fuckin’ with that cat’s lady.

We pull our pants up and do our jobs here.

by Rubie Q on Nov 30, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Wilbur

would woop up on Bucky votto style. Plus, he at least has the decency to wear pants / shorts.

by Highly Influential on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

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