Need A Last-Minute Christmas Gift for Your Favorite Marquette Fan?
Then why not order* your exclusive Anonymous Eagle-designed STATE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT today?

QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED** so get your order in now.
Also available in nWo model (with complimentary Grecian formula to dye your beard like Hollywood Hogan), if that's more your speed.
* Besides the fact that we're not actually selling them, of course.
** Read: don't actually exist.
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Words cannot accurately express how awesome this is
Love it dude. Fantastic stuff.
We all have to chase one rabbit. If we try to chase two rabbits we won't catch either of 'em.
by Mr. Kensington on Dec 23, 2011 8:34 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Incredibly awesome.
Also, how sure are we that they DONT exist? What if its like, a lost treasure yet to be discovered.
I sense a quest on the horizon.

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