Let's get straight to the point people. Don't look like an idiot today. Stop bastardizing my homeland's good name. Also, when did today turn into a spring version of Halloween where women wear slutty Leprechaun outfits? I'm not complaining, I'm just saying. When I was at Marquette, all the girls wore flannel shirts and overalls. The Mid 90's sucked. You young kids have no idea how good you have it. Now, get off my lawn.

FYI - Our Thursday game thread blog post will be up at 10:45 this morning. Come join the conversation.

I've heard rumors that my favorite professor while at Marquette, Dr John Grams passed away, has anyone confirmed?

Dear NFL, cut the crap.

The Dude Abides tattoos.

First Four was a flop.

Ouch.

Coming this November, Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas.

I'm moving to Australia. Immediately.

Marquette Basketball Links:
Stat nerds at Harvard picked Marquette.
Warrior Brad scouts Xavier.
Vote for Vander Blue.
Vander hopes they make a run.
Deadspin: Al's Still Dead.
Syracuse's Scoop Jardine on Marquette - "We owe them one"
TX newspaper says Oklahoma - Hire Buzz Williams.
More Buzz Oklahoma chatter.

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