Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two, Episode Two

It was a tight race for a while in our inaugural episode of the Jim Burr Edition of Adjective SURVIVOR!, but with a late surge, WIZENED pulled away from WINDED and got its torch snuffed.

We're down to nine contenders, and it's time to boot another adjective off the island.

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But before we get to the poll, a friendly reminder for those of you who haven't watched SURVIVOR! in a while: making yourself a target -- say, by posting a comment like: "Why are so many people voting for Drunken Hobbit, it's my totes fave STOP" -- is probably going to convince people to vote your favorite adjective off. Because this is anonymous Internet voting and, you know, it's fun to f**k with people you don't know on the Internet.

The nominees are below, and remember: you're voting for your LEAST favorite adjective. Godspeed.

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