BADGER HATE WEEK: And Now, A Song.

You have to ask yourself: Is it awkward for those guys to be holding that pantsless weirdo up like that? - Greg M. Cooper-US PRESSWIRE

It's the Christmas season, so loyal reader Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup fine tuned the lyrics to a classic carol to fit the theme of the week. Enjoy, to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer...

Bucky the pantsless rodent
got some shiny red gym shoes (For free!)
with nothing out of pocket;
How could Bucky ever lose? (Except to TCU!)

All of the other Badgers
Could barely read and write their prose (Ed-joo-kay-shun!)
They somehow got to smell the Rose (Hooray for Child Rape and tattoos!).

Then one foggy December Day
Coach Bo came to say (Bo! Bo! Bo!)
Bucky we are so damn white!
50 points may still be out of sight!

Then all the Badgers loved him.
They all shouted out with glee! (Var-si-ty!)
But Bucky and all the rodents,

still think one plus one is three! (Or 14 is 10!)

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