We've reached the final destination.

We're down to the last two adjectives in our quest to find THE perfect word to describe the incomparably incompetent Tim Higgins, who last made a correct charge-block call in 1989. In the last round of voting, SHAMBOLIC was tossed from the ship, and though I must confess some personal disappointment in that decision, I, as always, abide by the will of the people.

Here's what we're left with:

CROTCHETY (crotch·et·y) [kroch-i-tee] adj. Given to odd notions, whims, grouchiness, etc.

FARCICAL (far·ci·cal) [fahr-si-kuhl] adj. Resembling farce; ludicrous; absurd.

The task before you is a significant one, friends: henceforth and forevermore, whichever word emerges as the victor must precede a mention of Tim Higgins on Anonymous Eagle. Try 'em both on for size, walk around for a little bit, ask your friends, neighbors, and congressional representatives. But choose carefully.

As per usual: in the final round of voting in Adjective SURVIVOR, we change the rules of the game: instead of voting for the adjective you want off the island, you vote for the one you want to win.

Clear?

Just in case you're struggling with the concept:

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE.

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE.

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE.

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE.

Got it? Cool. Take us home, Europe.