The Golden Eagle wants YOU to read this Morning Coffee.
Wait, what? The Admiral got a "job," so I'm stuck putting together the Coffee? This is a scam because I didn't provide him beer, isn't it? Ok, audience, I like you and you like me, so let's just get through this together and we'll get back to deciding adjectives to describe Bo Ryan.
US gymnast Aly Raisman's parents are a little jumpy.
An oral history of ESPN's Monday Night Countdown.
Does anyone actually think Andy Katz will be able to stick to this?
Science proves that today's pop music is terrible.
Do you like the NFL? Your team sucks.
Neil deGrasse Tyson on which is the best fictional spaceship.
Buzz & lacrosse might not go well together.
Butler is the opening round game in Maui.
Larry Williams answered your questions.
Sleep Inducing is headed out.
Cracked Sidewalks: Buzz turns players into NBA talent.
Marquette women's soccer: Badass on the pitch and in the classroom.
Random Music Video: Possibly the worst rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. I made it 25 seconds. How about you? (h/t to Deadspin for finding it, but I had to find the YouTube version on my own. Lousy proprietary video system.)