Adjective SURVIVOR!

Adjective SURVIVOR! FINAL FIGHT Edition

Pick your favorite adjective to describe Wisconsin Badgers head coach Bo Ryan!

Adjective SURVIVOR! Recount Spectacular Edition

Everybody loves a good recount! Vote for your favorite adjective to describe Bo Ryan!

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Three: Three's Company Edition

We're down to just three possible adjectives to describe Bo Ryan. One more must go before we decide on a winner.

Adjective SURVIVOR! Final Four Edition

There are just four contenders left for the best adjective to describe Bo Ryan! ONE MUST FALL!

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Three, Episode Five

"Traditional" is gone, so we need you to vote out another contender for an adjective to describe Bo Ryan.

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Three, Episode Four

We have 7 possibilities left for Bo Ryan's official adjective. Vote out your least favorite!

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Three, Episode Three

I hope you're happy. Because y'all decided that HAMBONIN' was your least favorite nominee in the last installment of Adjective SURVIVOR!, I'm contractually obligated to run this video. Now you...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Three, Episode Two

We lose an adjective and require votes on which one is eliminated next.

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Three, Episode One

We begin the process of deciding on an official adjective to describe Badgers head coach Bo Ryan.

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Three: BO-MAGEDDON Edition

We need your suggestions on possible adjectives to permanently attach to Bo Ryan's name!

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Adjective SURVIVOR! Introducing Crotchety Tim Higgins

We've come to a decision on Tim Higgins. Thanks for voting!

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five: FINAL FIGHT

We've reached the final destination. We're down to the last two adjectives in our quest to find THE perfect word to describe the incomparably incompetent Tim Higgins, who last made a correct...

Adjective SURVIVOR! The Long Hiatus Edition Resumes

You mean to say we watched an entire college basketball season without picking an adjective to describe our favorite pot-bellied puddle of Jame-O, Tim Higgins? We went the whole year just calling...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five: SUPREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE

We're trying to nickname Tim Higgins and have run into a bit of a snag.

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five: October Sweeps Edition

You thought we forgot about Adjective Survivor, didn't you?

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five, Episode Six

NCAA basketball referee Tim Higgins needs a nickname. Won't you help us vote?

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five, Episode Five

Before we begin this week's episode of Adjective SURVIVOR!: since we're focused on officials and officiating this offseason, a brief comment on the refereeing during last night's U.S. vs. Mexico...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five, Episode Four

The voting came down to the final hours in last week's episode of Season Two Point Five of Adjective SURVIVOR!, and when the final tallies had been counted, STUB-NOSED had been selected for supreme...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five, Episode Three

NCAA referee Tim Higgins needs a nickname. Help Anonymous Eagle pick one out.

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five, Episode Two

Tim Higgins needs a nickname. Anonymous Eagle needs your help to pick it out.

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five, Episode One Point Oh

Tim Higgins is a blight on college basketball. Help Anonymous Eagle create a new nickname for him.

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two Point Five: Tim Higgins Edition

Having found THE perfect adjective (actually, adjective plus noun) to describe Drunken Hobbit Jim Burr, we've accomplished one-quarter of the goals on our offseason checklist. (There are actually...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Hail To The Champ Edition

As I went to bed last night, the polls were just about to close in the final episode of Season Two of Adjective SURVIVOR! With 98% of the precincts reporting, it looked like SHAMBOLIC had this...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

[Rubie sez: I pushed this post back to the top of the front page because it's the last day of voting. And this is very SERIOUS BUSINESS.] And then there were two. We've come to the end of the road...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two, Episode Seven

A funny thing happened on our way to trimming the list of contenders in this season's edition of Adjective SURVIVOR! from five to four: y'all couldn't decide if you disliked DECREPIT or CALLOUS...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two, Episode Six

Another week, another pretender voted off the Island. Last week, INCOMPARABLY INCOMPETENT's reprieve came to a swift and less-than-shocking end, as it surged to an early lead it would never...

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