Adjective SURVIVOR!

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two, Episode Five

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The contenders have been whittled to six in our seemingly-never-ending quest to find THE perfect adjective to describe referee Jim Burr: in a race that was decided by the closest of margins,...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two, Episode Four

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S**t got REAL in a hurry during last week's episode of Adjective SURVIVOR!: after amassing all of four votes in the first two episodes of the season, sneaky contender BUMPTIOUS got bullrushed with...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two, Episode Three

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After last week's voting, I think we've successfully culled the wheat from the chaff in our continuing quest to find THE perfect adjective for Round Mound of Mediocrity Jim Burr: WINDED was just as...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two, Episode Two

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It was a tight race for a while in our inaugural episode of the Jim Burr Edition of Adjective SURVIVOR!, but with a late surge, WIZENED pulled away from WINDED and got its torch snuffed. We're down...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two, Episode One

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Thanks to everyone for the excellent submissions last week as we begin our quest to find THE perfect adjective to describe Jim Burr. We've narrowed the list to ten, and now it's time to play ... I...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Season Two: Jim Burr Edition

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It's been two days since Jim Nantz tommy-gunned us with fifteen dog references in the waning moments of UConn's triumph over the Butlers of Butler in the 2011 NCAA Tournament. We've had a little...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Tom Crean Edition: Winner Winner, Smarmy Dinner.

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It was a long, tedious, and sometimes harrowing journey, but finally, we've selected THE adjective to describe former Marquette coach Tom Crean. Come on down and take a bow; you earned it: At the...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Tom Crean Edition: Final Fight.

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Good work, everyone. I promised you this, and I'm a man of my word: That's right: it's time for the last round of our mission to find THE perfect adjective to describe former Marquette coach Tom...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Tom Crean Edition: Three's Company.

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The nitty is gettin' downright gritty in hurrrr, as we've eliminated all but three of the options in our seemingly-never-ending quest to bestow THE perfect adjective on former Marquette coach /...

Adjective SURVIVOR! Tom Crean Edition: The Fantastic Four.

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I'm not sure where we are in our legendary quest to find THE perfect adjective for former Marquette coach Tom Crean; we started with ten adjectives, and now we're down to four, so ... does that...

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