"What's that?" you say. "John Paul II on a bottle opener?" You bet your Roman Catholic pooper that's JP Squared on a bottle opener. We Popened a couple of Peroni and now I'm off to eat my weight in spaghetti. Also: we're (obviously) in Rome, so I saw a bunch of buildings in various states of falling down today. Insert your own Tom Crean joke here, please.
CIAO BITCHES. Let's clear up a couple things, while I have a minute of free WiFi: A, I'm not wearing a fanny pack. It's called a money belt. 2, I know how to say more than "ciao" in Italian. I spent three days cramming with free podcasts. Thus, I know how to say stuff like "I clearly left il blog en le mani male." (I think that translates to "in bad hands." If I'm wrong, take it up with Dr. Blair and his revolutionary "learn Italian in three days" program.) D, that tower behind us represents the stability of Tom Crean's job at Indiana. INTERNATIONAL BURN.
Via Brother of Q comes this picture of PITT coach Jamie Dixon re-enacting the end of every episode of The Incredible Hulk. (If you need a soundtrack for the photo, go here.)
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