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Adjective SURVIVOR! Tom Crean Edition: The Final Five.

We're getting to the nitty gritty in our half-cocked scheme to find THE perfect word to describe former Marquette coach / used Honda hocker Tom Crean. Last week, the teeming masses -- if 33 people can accurately be described as a teeming anything -- decreed that "Melanoma-Inviting" wasn't up to snuff. It gone. We move on.


But first, a word from our sponsor*:

ORANGINA. Proud makers of this odd soda-like substance, and, for more than 10 years, suppliers of the dye that colors Tom Crean's skin. Pulpy. Juicy. Zesty. All three words apply to Orangina, and two apply to Tom Crean. I'll let you figure out which is which.

* Not actually our sponsor. Not actually affiliated with these shenanigans in any way, shape, or form.

If you still don't understand what we're doing here, you probably came across this site by accident (perhaps because you googled "Orangina Tom Crean." I know that's how I start my morning). But, if you're new to the game and I haven't scared you off, read this. Then, go vote for your LEAST favorite adjective in the poll below.