I'm back from hillbilly country. It was 107 degrees in Arkansas. I will never complain about the Wisconsin heat ever again. I don't care what stereotype you've heard about the South. Every single one of them is true. Thanks to Rubie for filling in last week, he's much better at this than I am.
Johnny Carson may be dead, but is still classy. That's how us native Nebraskans role.
The Brett Favre Retirement Curve. (unrelated to the Deadspin story)
Nope, nothing wrong with this arrangement.
Look, Friar Tuck is a QB.
The Dan Patrick/Keith Olbermann reunion is over.
Dr. Beeper is dead. Speaking of Caddyshack, this story from SI is great.
Marquette Basketball Links:
Rosiak recaps the Milwaukee Pro-Am.
Marquette will be playing on New Years Day. (For the record I hate this. This is a day for College Football and nothing else.)
Andy Glockner from SI is debating a Milwaukee weekend.
Get to know.........Marquette freshman.........Jamail Jones.
Bring on the Blue Devils.
DJ Newbill talked to Rosiak for 30 seconds and then "got another call"
Reportedly, Nova's Corey Fisher dropped 105 points in one game over the weekend.
Predictions the Simpsons got right. (sort of)
Here's a link for all the Radiohead nerds.
U2 played some new songs this weekend.
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!
Random Music Video: Irish Fest is only a week away. Here's the fantastic Scythian. They're also playing Pere Marquette Park next week too.
8/9 Morning Coffee: Retirement Curve Edition
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