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Need A Last-Minute Christmas Gift for Your Favorite Marquette Fan?

Then why not order* your exclusive Anonymous Eagle-designed STATE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT today?

QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED** so get your order in now.

Also available in nWo model (with complimentary Grecian formula to dye your beard like Hollywood Hogan), if that's more your speed.

* Besides the fact that we're not actually selling them, of course.

** Read: don't actually exist.