I don't know what, exactly, was in the turkey that the members of YOUR Marquette Golden Eagles enjoyed over their Christmas break, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the levels of tryptophan were dangerously high, given Marquette's catatonic performance in a 74-57 dismantling tonight at the hands of the allegedly disappointing Vanderbilt Commodores.
This one was over early, as Vandy raced out to a 35-8 (no typo) lead midway through the first half and never looked back. The 'Dores are a little bit schizophrenic, of course, and they were very good tonight, but Marquette didn't exactly make things difficult: from transition buckets to wide-open threes to offensive boards, Vandy did whatever they wanted whenever they wanted to and ran MU out of its own gym
I have nothing else to add, so we'll throw this one to smarter folks than me.