I awoke this morning to find in my inbox the latest edition of the MU Insider newsletter that the fine people at gomarquette.com prepare before every Marquette game. (Aside: if you haven't signed up for the newsletter yet, rectify that post haste.) And amidst the broadcast details, game notes, and other info about tonight's matchup with Washington, I discovered this rather alarming link tucked in the News and Notes section of the newsletter:
Oh no.
You see what's happening here, don't you? A link in the MU Insider newsletter, on the heels of the Nonsense Extravaganza that is Badger Hate Week? They're trying to legitimize us, people. And if there's one thing I absolutely, positively will not stand for on this blog, it's being taken seriously. I DEMAND TO NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
I'm on to you, MU Insider. You can send all the rational-thinking type folk you want our way, but you'll NEVER take my gifs of Bo Ryan and Mike Wilkinson's ex-fiance doing the Arrested Development chicken dance. EVER.