Another week, another pretender voted off the Island. Last week, INCOMPARABLY INCOMPETENT's reprieve came to a swift and less-than-shocking end, as it surged to an early lead it would never relinquish. (In truth, I'm kind of shocked that it made it this long, since it was the Adjective SURVIVOR! equivalent of album filler.)
We're getting closer to bustin' out "The Final Countdown," but we're not quite there yet, so: get your torches and pitchforks together and boot one of these words into Bolivian.
There are only five words left, and since Adjective SURVIVOR! is also run in Top Chef fashion, this week becomes very important: the final four adjectives get dispatched to an exotic locale to cook their final dishes. Take this seriously, folks.
Your weekly reminder on how we do this: you're voting one of the adjectives below out of the contest. It can be your least favorite, it can be a threat to the title for your preferred choice, it can be one that gave you a swirlie in fourth grade. Just don't vote for your favorite. Coolio?