6.18 Morning Coffee: Community College Edition

A Badger "journalist" called Marquette a Community College. He's fat. I'm not. No lost sleep here.

Am I the only one rooting for the Miami Heat? Seriously, the hatred towards LeBron and company is just ridiculous.

Have y'all see Rubie's new Twitter avatar? It is an amazing picture. Speaking of Rubie, did you see the fake texts he made? Spot. On.

Frankly, if you're not following Paint Touches on Twitter, you're really missing ... well, everything. They'll keep you up to date on every recruit, while also telling you what practically everyone in the media is saying about the players. Why pay for something like that when you can get it for free?

Dads, I hope your Father's Day went according to plan. Mine was nothing like it.

This is the greatest thing ever.

Kate Upton and a Popsicle.

This is why I don't let my daughter listen to Top 40 music.

Thank you, America, for staying away from Adam Sandler and Tom Cruise.

The new Glen Hansard record is a big mope-fest.

Ah: Milwaukee, with another poorly planned out idea.

MC Chris is still pretty awesome.

Greatest College Football QB of all time.

Marquette Basketball Links:
Nunn's dad thinks highly of Marquette.
CBS Sports' Jeff Goodman looks at the Big East offseason.
Q & A with Brad Autry.
Paint Touches: Potential landing spots for DJO and Jae.
DJO to Portland?
This kid will be a walk on at MU.
Now everybody is playing on a boat.
Just think, this guy was once our head coach.

Random Music Video: Ed Sheeran, Drunk.