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MARQUETTE PROBABLE-ISH STARTERS
Derrick Wilson (1.0 ppg; 4.0 rpg; 2.0 apg)
Jake Thomas (2.0 ppg; 3.0 rpg; 3.0 apg)
Jamil Wilson (10.0 ppg; 7.0 rpg; 3.0 apg)
Steve Taylor, Jr. (0.0 ppg; 5.0 rpg; 0.0 apg)
Chris Otule (2.0 ppg; 3.0 rpg; 0.0 apg)
GRAMBLING STATE PROBABLE STARTERS
A'Torri Shine (21.0 ppg; 7.0 rpg; 0.0 apg)
Remond Brown (11.0 ppg; 3.0 rpg; 1.0 apg)
Chase Comier (9.0 ppg; 5.0 rpg; 4.0 apg)
Richard Freeman (7.0 ppg; 6.0 rpg; 0.0 apg)
Steven Dandridge (2.0 ppg; 2.0 rpg; 0.0 apg)
QUICK MATH QUIZ.
There are 351 colleges that play Division 1 basketball. Take a gander at Grambling State's KenPom ranking over in the sidebar, and for a half-eaten bag of Fritos, tell me: how many teams are worse than this one?
THIS IS NOT GOOD BEER. BOTTOMS UP.
The worst team on the schedule draws the worst beer in the history of Milwaukee, Blatz -- which isn't so much the name of the beer as the description of the sound when it's coming back out.