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Go Home, Golden Eagle. You're Drunk.

The junk food I can accept. But the Facebook stalking? Nuh-uh. This is getting troubling. At least The Eagle has the common decency to do the Facebook stalking on his own time, as opposed to other mascots that use company time to check on mascots that are clearly in committed relationships.

It looks like we'll get a third part to this story from the MU athletic department, so brace yourself for that one...